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ECW Homecoming Finale playback.
ECW is live in Greenvile!!!
Segment #1: Abraham Washington Show
It’s the Abraham Washington Show starring… Santino Marella? YAY!!!!
And his guest is Vladimir Kolzlov!!
Santino begins speaking something about Italy and asks Tony to repeat what he says in Italian. Yada yada. Now, Kozlov is introduced.
Kozlov shakes Santino’s hand and his hand hurts, apparently. Santino teaches Kozlov to chillax on the couch and says that Kozlov was his fourth choice. Santino says that he wanted someone not too popular, and Kozlov agrees that people don’t like him too much. And they say some things which I don’t actually understand, except that Kozlov was part of a Ukrainian Biker Gang and he left them because someone did something to his face, apparently.
Kozlov says more things that I can’t exactly understand… But I think he’s making a reference to Rocky. Oh wait, I’m right. HAHA.
Kozlov likes:
Chili Cheese Fries
HANNAH MONTANA
24 Hour Walmarts
And so does Santino.
Santino says that Kozlov and him have a lot in common, and he offers Kozlov to be his tag team partner, which Kozlov denies. He asks the crowd, and everyone says no.
Well, that’s it for the show!
Segment Rating: C+
I like Santino.
Match #1: Yoshi Tatsu and Goldust vs Caylen Croft and Trent Baretta
Croft and Goldust start locked up, and Goldust lands an Arm Drag. Both men are back up, Croft gets Goldust in a head lock and Goldust sends him off the ropes and lands a Dropkick. Goldust slams Croft down followed by an Arm Drag and an Arm Lock. Croft gets back up on his feet and places a knee to the gut of Goldust.
Croft tags Baretta in.
Baretta leaps in only to be caught with a hip toss then an Arm Drag and a knee to the arm. Baretta gets back up to his feet, nails a forearm and sends Goldust off the ropes. Yoshi makes the tag, and Baretta attempts to leap over Goldust but is caught and an Inverted Atomic Drop. Goldust slingshots him to Yoshi, who places a forearm then Baretta lands on Goldust’s knees. Yoshi leaps in, runs off the ropes and connects with a rolling Senton. Yoshi lands two Arm Drags and a Dropkick, which leads to Baretta rolling out of the ring. Yoshi leaps over the rope and onto the apron, jumps over a clothesline and kicks Baretta in the chest. Croft distracts Yoshi and Baretta pulls Yoshi and Yoshi lands back first on the apron and goes to the floor. Baretta lands a kick to the head and rolls Yoshi back in and gets a tag to Croft. Croft lands some minor offence then locks in a Sleeper. Yoshi gets back up and attempts to break out but Croft fights back. Yoshi counters a Back Body Drop with a kick and Croft blocks Yoshi’s attempt at a tag. Croft makes a tag and Baretta lands some minor offense. Baretta places a Dropkick for the two. Baretta locks in a Sleeper/Head Lock and Yoshi breaks out of it with punches but Baretta fights back. Baretta whips Yoshi into the corner, nails an elbow and tags Croft back in, who nails a Dropkick for the two count. Baretta gets tagged in again, and they mount some minor offense again. Baretta takes Yoshi to the corner and he begins to fight back with punches and chops but Baretta blocks him again with a knee. Baretta runs off the ropes and Yoshi connects with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Both men make the tag and Goldust nails some Clotheslines then his Irish Whip is reversed, but he blocks the Back Body Drop with a Throat Thrust. Goldust hits an Inverted Atomic Drop followed by a big knee. He attempts a Bulldog but it’s blocked and he’s sent into the corner. Croft attempts a move but Goldust counters and lands a Powerslam and Baretta saves the match. Yoshi attempts to take Baretta out but he’s thrown out instead, and meanwhile, Goldust rolls Croft up but the referee’s hands are full with Yoshi. Baretta nails a clothesline; Croft rolls through and gets the pin.
Segment Rating: B
Quite a good showing from all four men, and I particularly like how Croft and Baretta are pushed right now, being put in match ups with popular ECW stars.
DID YOU KNOW?
Almost 16 Million people watch WWE each week in the U.S. – more than the entire populations of New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago and Dallas… combined!
Segment #2: Major Announcement
OH RADIOOOOOOOO, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.
Zack Ryder and Rosa Mendes make their way to the ring, and Rosa is still wearing too much lipstick.
Zack Ryder begins by speaking of ending Dreamer’s career a couple of weeks ago, and saying that he was the new heart and soul of ECW, and says that Hurricane can’t keep up to Ryder. Ryder now also wants people to refer to him as the new “Heart and Soul Superhero”. Ryder then requests for Savannah to announce him as such, but they both complain about Savannah’s introduction, but Hurricane appears and attacks Ryder, finishing off with a Crossbody. DUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN…….
Hurricane then goes out to kiss Savannah’s hand, and cue Hurricane’s music! DUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN….
Segment Rating: C-
No comment.
I need a Hero… To save me… etc etc. The matches of the Royal Rumble is hyped. A Hero’s not afraid to give his life, a Hero’s gonna save me, just in time… I NEED A HEROOOOOOOOOOO… etc etc.
Superstars playback of Shelton Benjamin vs Shelton Benjamin is run.
I’m bored.
DUN DUN… GO!
Match #2: Christian vs William Regal (w/ Ezekiel Jackson)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? TWO MATCHES ONLY??? LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???? RAWR!!!!!!! GODAI!!!!
Text “LIVE” to 25383 to donate $10 to Haiti… Should I? Nah.
Anyway. Back to the match.
My doggie wants a belly rub…
Both men circle round the ring and they lock up. Regal takes Christian to the corner and the referee breaks them up. They lock up again, and Regal takes him down but both men keep locked up. Regal places a knee and nails an Arm Drag and lands a Wrist Lock or something. Christian rolls through and locks in the same submission hold to Christian. Regal leaps up onto his feet like Shawn Michaels’ kip-up (WOW!) and Regal attempts to fight back and tosses Christian over for a two and another cover for the one. Christian does some Monkey Flip and keeps both Regal’s hands locked in. Regal gets back up and fights out of it. Regal takes Christian down, but Christian kicks him off and locks Regal’s waist from the back but Regal breaks free and does some sort of submission hold which looks like a Russian Leg Sweep. Regal releases his grasp but keeps the arm wrenched. Regal continues work on the arm but Christian gets to the ropes. Regal sends Christian off the ropes but Christian slides under him and connects with a slap. Christian whips Regal off the ropes and connects a Back Body Drop. Regal rolls out of the ring and Christian’s building up moment and places a Baseball Slide to the outside, knocking Regal down. Regal is rolled back in, and Ezekiel Jackson distracts Christian with a stare-down. Regal recuperates in the corner while they stare-off.
Commercial Break.
We come back to see that Christian has a head lock locked in. Regal gets back up on his feet but Christian takes Regal into the corner and nails some Shoulder Barges. He whips Regal into the other corner, and Christian stares at Jackson before charging towards Regal and getting met by an elbow. Regal pushes Christian to the ropes and lands some uppercuts/punches. Regal then kicks Christian down, covers him and gets the two. Regal locks in a Full Nelson, and Christian uses his backside or hips to break out of the hold. Christian attempts a backslide but Regal kicks his leg and knocks him down with a clothesline. Regal chokes Christian at the ropes then smacks him while leaning Christian on the ropes. Christian is whipped off the ropes and Regal places an elbow to knock him down for the two. Regal makes another unorthodox pin for another two. Regal locks in another submission, and Christian gets back up to his feet. Christian fights back with slaps but Regal stops his offense with a clothesline/forearm for the two. Another cover and Regal gets another two. Regal locks in a head lock…
I hate this match.
Christian gets back up and fights back, gets behind Regal and attempts a Killswitch but Regal shoves him off and lands a T-Bone Suplex or something. Christian goes to the corner, but Regal kicks Christian’s head against the steel post from the outside. Christian gets onto the apron, and the referee backs Regal off. Meanwhile, Jackson makes his way around the ring. Regal nails an elbow drop and some grounded punches for a two count. Regal lands a knee drop and does a nerve pinch then a head lock or something like that. Regal gets him in a Double Underhook but Christian counters and rolls him up for the two. Regal walks towards Christian but he fights back with slaps. Christian tries a head lock but is pushed to the ropes, and bounces off with a forearm. Christian smashes Regal’s head against the turnbuckle and nails a Tornado DDT for the two count. Christiam lands a Missile Dropkick from the second turnbuckle and goes up again, but Regal just walks away from the Missile Dropkick attempt. Regal measures Christian but Christian blocks the Knee Trembler to get a Jacknife cover. Christian goes to the corner, Regal follows him but is kicked in the gut. Christian attempts a sunset flip, Regal rolls through, lands a kick to the head for the two count. Regal unloads fists at Christian in the corner before the referee breaks them up. Regal charges towards Christian, but Christian places boots to his face, and connects with a Diving Rolling Elbow Smash. Christian is measuring Regal now, and attempts a Killswitch but Regal counters, then Christian counters that counter and tosses Regal out. Christian attempts to leap out, but Jackson interrupts and beats down Christian. Regal continues the attack with a Knee Trembler, then Jackson finishes him off with the Uranage. Both men stand tall as the show comes to an end.
Segment Rating: C+
Decent match from these two men, but it was WAAAAAAAAAAAY too slow paced for my pace.
Total Show Rating: C+
The main event REALLY bored me out, but the other match and the promos were OK, in my opinion. While not too spectacular of a show, it wasn’t too bad either.
I think I’ll go watch Bandslam. With Vanessa Hudgens. In the movie. Yeah.
Have a nice life!
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