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Chaos Awards Vol. 10

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Greetings one and all!
After an eventful Hell in a Cell Pay Per View, we are off to another month of glorious rivalries and hard hitting action before WWE Bragging Rights!

Bragging Rights? Honestly… this is getting repetitive. I know that its friendly competition between the two brands but I wish that they could make it better than “Bragging Rights”.
It seems that every 4 years they are going to hold this sort of rivalry.
2001 Survivor Series. The
Alliance vs. Team WWF
2005 Survivor Series. Smackdown vs. Raw for Brand Supremacy.
2009 Surviv- look, lets just say that I know that this is going to lead onto to (censored) Survivor Series so lets just skip this (censored) Raw vs. Smackdown bull(censored) and get on with the shows!

*Drinks Vanilla Coke*
On with business…

Best Match – DX vs. Big Show & Jericho
I know that everyone might say “why?” but I have a good reason why.
DX has the ability to draw the crowd no matter what. Y2Show are beginning to gain popularity for their tag team heel status, I know that sounds weird… but listen to their pops when
Jericho is talking sometimes.
The match that was given to the fans was great. Especially with the Steelers coming out to spoil
Jericho’s escape plan. I didn’t mind the atmosphere of Raw this week, it was more lively than most of the other Raw’s over the past few weeks. I didn’t feel like that I was hard done by from the quality of matches.
Keep that style of Raw up guys! I’ll enjoy WWE television for the rest of the year if it stays like that!

Worst Match – The Entire Hell in a Cell PPV
I don't care what anyone says... apart from Batista & Rey vs. Y2Show and DX vs. Legacy – Hell in a Cell, this PPV had as much quality as any Raw, Smackdown or ECW show (if you take out the stipulations of Hell in a Cell).
How can you have a PPV succeed when there are 3 Hell in a Cell matches that are as (censored) intense as a One Fall match, with no (censored) blood, less than a dozen (censored) weapon shots and have both title match Hell in a Cell’s in the FIRST HALF of the (censored) Pay Per View?
Oh and for the love of (censored) … 20 (censored) PINFALL COVERS by Ziggler on Morrison in a 17 MINUTE MATCH is (censored) Ridiculous!!
One of the worst PPV’s of the year by my own opinion.

Best Performer of WWE – Chris Jericho
Thinking about how he’s now no longer Y2J and basically cut all of that out of his character now actually makes me see just how much he is still Chris Jericho in the ring.
I have said that
Jericho is starting to get bad but after a closer look, I have to take my statement back. He can make other guys look VERY good and not even try.
I’m so glad that
Jericho isn’t a Jobber. Sadly that is the direction that Matt Hardy is going down for Punk. But Jericho has a talent in the ring and on the microphone which is very hard to match in wrestling today.

Best Performer of TNA – Abyss
Thank heavens!
Abyss vs. Mick Foley. I can’t wait. His promos this week just reminded me of why I like some TNA promos better than WWE Promos. Because you can actually use the terms “hate”, “kill”, “leave you a tomato juice sandwich in the ring” and many others, because you can’t say them on WWE because of the (censored) PG rating that everyone seems to continue talking about.
Abyss actually doing brilliant promo after promo after promo on the Impact Zone… Loved it.

*The Nemesis is sitting on a chair in front of a fire place*
”Hi I’m The Nemesis. Have you ever stopped to wonder… what is the meaning of life? Or… how many eggs CAN you fit in one basket? Well you still won’t know, but have some Vanilla Coke.
Vanilla Coke. Its good (censored).”


Worst Performer of WWE – The WWE Divas
Okay, I am not commenting on their ring work this time. I’m commenting on their lack of promo ability.
Maria looked like she was going to (censored) herself laughing when Dolph broke up with her… well I did…
Also, Alicia Fox vs. Mickie James had almost no build up promo or segment wise. It was just a few matches to build the feud.
Where are the Lita vs. Trish or Victoria vs. Molly Holly rivalries of 2003-05? Nowhere to be found!
If people actually want to start respecting Divas again, make sure that you don’t find (censored) Barbie dolls with an IQ less than a Ritz Cracker. Get them on the microphone and get them in (censored) special matches!
How badly would you have wanted to see a Divas Submission Match at Breaking Point?

Worst Performer of TNA – The Beautiful People
I know that I’m supposed to understand that these girls are the Beautiful People of TNA. But “O-M-G” they suck in the ring. Without Angelina Love in there with them, their promos are going to start sucking very quickly *looks around at the readers* and you took that wrong didn’t you?
You have to understand that Angelina Love was really the Leader of The Beautiful People and did a great job at it. Her bull(censored) visa issue has thrown a huge spanner in the works of the Knockouts Division.
Without Angelina, The Beautiful People can’t flourish. I know that Velvet and
Madison can do a good job, but they weren’t as good as Angelina. Even with Lacey in there, they won’t be what they used to be.

Best Promo –
Samoa Joe Backstage/Hernandez Backstage
Two of the best quick promos I’ve seen in TNA.
What do you do when you’re (censored) off with your opponent? You vent your frustrations on the microphone for a few seconds directly after the altercation. I loved these short promos.
It shows the pure hatred between Lashley and Joe, and also between Hernandez and Young.
Every single TNA Promo this week was just pure brilliance. Why can’t they keep this up week after week? Hernandez is forever climbing to the top of TNA, he just can’t seem to get that break! Lashley has only just arrived on the TNA scene but you can tell that he is going to be a powerful force not to be (censored) with.
I’m very tempted to buy my first TNA PPV… very tempted indeed.

Worst Promo – Angle and Sting
Please just… please stop.
Stop this (censored) bull(censored).
I have had enough of the TNA Writers trying to dig everything they can for this storyline to go ahead. Not only do I want Sting to continue wrestling, but I would love him to do one last final World Tour to say goodbye to the fans that have adored him over the years.
Angle, I know that it’s his character, but sometimes he’s just too much of a (censored) for his own good. Just let this title match go ahead and let it be over with.
If Styles is basically going to be the transition champion from Angle to Sting, I will not only stop watching TNA, but I will lose all respect for the writers permanently.

Best Move/Change – Giving Amazing Red the X Division Championship
It’s really good to see someone who is about the size of Spike Dudley win a singles championship, with or without outside interference.
Bobby Lashley interfering in the match did put a slightly sour note on the match, but without him, Amazing Red wouldn’t have stood a chance.
I’ll be honest, I didn’t want Samoa Joe keeping the title anyway. I feel that the Main Event Mafia is starting to dominate the locker room of TNA too much possibly along with the World Elite. Although I do like the way their rivalry is escalating. I can’t wait for Bound for Glory.

Worst Move/Change – Swagger Promo before his match
I’m honestly wondering how long that will (censored) last.
Undefeated before the end of the year? You have less than 3 months. About 12 weeks left to remain undefeated. I know people who have gone 6 months without being defeated but they never bragged about it. What the (censored) are the WWE writers doing to future stars careers?
It may even cause a lot of fans to tell you that “It has caused the proverbial fecal matter to collide with the oscillating cooling device” for the backstage young talent.
Evan Bourne is being used as a Jobber who can wrestle productively to make the match NOT suck. Swagger has now been pushed out of the US Title hunt. The Miz has FINALLY won the
US title. Ziggler could be getting a backwards push after losing his chance at the Intercontinental Championship for the 6th time…
I swear if Swagger faces Jobbers until Christmas I’m going to hit the (censored) roof.
WHAT IN THE (censored) HELL ARE THEY DOING?!?!

Vanilla Coke. If you don’t buy it… I will. So get buying!
Vanilla Coke. DRINK IT!!


Top 10 Performers

 

Last Weeks Top 10

1. John Morrison

 

1. AJ Styles

2. Abyss

 

2. Shawn Michaels

3. Shawn Michaels

 

3. John Morrison

4. Ted DiBiase

 

4. Batista

5. AJ Styles

 

5. Matt Morgan

6. Triple H

 

6. Triple H

7. Matt Morgan

 

7. Ted DiBiase

8. Batista

 

8. John Cena

9. Randy Orton

 

9. Randy Orton

10. The Miz

 

10. Bobby Lashley

Just a notice to everyone, I’ll still be posting my Top 10 Performers, but as of next week I’ll be posting my contenders for Performer of the Year, which will change from week to week much like the Power 25.

Top 10 Moments
1. DX Chops with the
Pittsburgh Offensive Line
2. Abyss’s opening promo with Mick Foley
3. Big Show backing down from the Steelers
4. Vince coming out to announce Fatal
Four Way
5. Dolph breaking up with Maria
6. The Miz winning the
US Title
7. Madison Rayne picks up a victory after 8 months in TNA
8. Lashley/Samoa Joe fight
9. Announcement of Ironman Match between Cena and Orton
10. World Elite Promo announcing Victory

Person/People who I miss this week – Edge
I don’t care what anyone says, I’ve always been a fan of Edge. Even as a heel. We know that we are supposed to hate him but he’s GOOD at it.
Edge’s transition from face to heel in 2004 was so great that he’s NEVER been a face since.
The thing I most admire about Edge and similarly,
Jericho, is that they are nothing like who they are in the ring.
I actually read an interview from Kozlov last year about how he couldn’t get home to visit his family because flights were cancelled. Edge invited Kozlov over and gave him a Christmas dinner with Edge’s family because he couldn’t get home.
Edge is a fantastic worker and has lived and breathed this business for over 10 years. Not only will I like to see him come back, but come back as a face for about 3 months before going back to his ever loving heel persona that we all cherish.

This is a few questions to everyone who is reading… and PLEASE answer these as they will help out immensely with the future of this article.

1. Would you like to keep the voting for the PPV matches and the monthly awards? Just a reminder that I WILL be starting the TNA PPV voting with Bound for Glory next week.
2. If you want to be a part of the voting of the Chaos Top 10 Performer of the Year, let me know!
3. If you do want to vote for something else, make a suggestion to me and let me know!  Let’s turn this into the awards that YOU want!

Until then, I’m The Nemesis, enjoy your Duck Sauce Pudding, you’ve been a reader.



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COMMENTS

Comment # 1

Worst move/change of the year: WWE turning PG.

Posted by Dynamic Blazings on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 2

FIrst
good job
i agree with u hell in a cell is (Censored)
Can u give some vanilla coke

Posted by First on Tuesday, October 13, 2009


Comment # 3

I love you.. lol.

Ugh, I can't wait to see Edge back. Him being gone is one of the reasons that I've stopped watching WWE, but with the PG rating and him as a face.. I think we might be in for disappointment. ;_;

Hopefully, Edge can pull it off and keep up the good work we love from him so much, but I doubt we'll be seeing him as a good heel any time soon.

..l., PG RATING!

Posted by Cody Ankarres on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 4

I agree. Edge was (I say. "was" because he will most likely return as a face to face Y2J at WM 26) one of the greatest heels. And I was there at the last Raw he was on before the injury.

Also, has anyone ever seen the first half of the finisher Amazing Red used? I'm talking about the spinny twisty crazy senton/ leg drop thing off the top rope.

Posted by Indalok on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 5

Edge is awesome, I've met him and he's really nice. The PG Rating is the worst thing to ever happen to the WWE since the XFL. Yeah, I went there.

Posted by Mikey Ramirez on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 6

Mikey I don't blame you. lol.

Listen everyone I really hate to be a bastard about this... but I really need everyone's input for the final three questions of my article. Mainly the first question.
Unfortunately my My Hell In A Cell PPV Awards didn't get posted this week. So I need everyone's input if I should keep the readers choice awards or not.
I need everyone's input as much as possible. If I get enough votes, I will keep it going and let you great readers have your say, each and every PPV.

You've been a reader.

Posted by The Nemesis on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 7

Your Hell In A Cell Awards weren't posted?
yet again, another sign that Indy is, and always will be, a Cuntbag

Posted by someone who isn't homestar runner on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 8

Just do the voting!
Great article as always!

JK

Posted by JK Styles on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 9

good article and love the star trek data reference

Posted by Vechas on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 10

1. Would you like to keep the voting for the PPV matches and the monthly awards? Just a reminder that I WILL be starting the TNA PPV voting with Bound for Glory next week. KEEP THE DAMN VOTES
2. If you want to be a part of the voting of the Chaos Top 10 Performer of the Year, let me know! I ONLY WISH, BUT THE SHOWS ARE AIRED 3 WEEKS LATER..(censored)Vince
3. If you do want to vote for something else, make a suggestion to me and let me know! Let’s turn this into the awards that YOU want! MORE VANILLA COKE!

Rest In Pieces...OUT!


Posted by Phenom The Vampire Lord on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 11

EDGE IS AWESOME
CHRIS JERICHO IS GREAT
LEGACY IS GOOD
BATISTA IS OK
RUTHLESS ROUNDTABLE IS BAD
PRIMO IS AWFUL
i am ice cream man running over fat kids in my van

Posted by MrMurder on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 12

i can't wait for edge to return as a face stay a face for a rivaly with jericho then go back to being the edge we all love to hate

Posted by matt on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 13

I always hated edge as a heel but i never noticed i was supposed to hate him.
I enjoy hating him and i miss him.

Posted by Annihilater on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 14

To Comment #4:
That spinny/twisty crazy senton & leg drop you're talking about is called the Infrared. I wanted to see that ever since he re-debuted to TNA. Here's a short clip of the Infrared.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arG8Ll6AdtE

Posted by F-X on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 15

Plus, I would want to see a "Mark-Out Award". And, I think Amazing Red beating Samoa Joe for the X-Division Title is a good choice.

Posted by F-X on Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Comment # 16

shut the hell up about your stupid coke shit

TAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by takerman on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 17

Worst decision of the year : changing the cool PPV names into lame ones

PG doesnt help much either. Walk on the street, ask any1 whos not watching wrestling and ask their opinion, the answer will almost always be "violent" "bad" "dangerous" etc

PG's gonna make the number of fans plummet

Posted by 1221 on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 18

LOL

Posted by Power Ranger on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 19

seriously.. you (censored) (censoreds are starting to annoy me --'

Posted by Rafa on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 20

You don't like it... don't read it.
I'm sick and tired of the same people who DON'T LIKE THE ARTICLE... and are stupid enough to KEEP READING IT!!
If you don't like it. Don't read it. Simple.
If the (censored)'s are starting to annoy you? (censored) off. I can't swear in articles and I vent my frustration out by substituting different words into the article.
It wouldn't look the same if I said...
"Stop this 'bunch of flowers' bull 'book cover'."

It doesn't have the same effect does it?

Posted by The Nemesis on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 21

I'm not changing for anyone, or anything. If the publisher says that I should stop doing what I'm doing, I'm STILL not going to change. This is me. This is 100% me and 100% MY opinion.
I have no time for people who says "You're article sucks!" week after week... your the dumb (censored) for continuing to read it every week.
So you don't like it? Don't (censored) bitch to me saying that my article sucks when your the dumb (censored) for reading it week after week thinking that it might get better, when all you do is think of the facts when its MY opinion.
I do these articles because I enjoy them and I love doing them.
You don't like it, don't (censored) read it.

The Nemesis
Hey everyone...Can I please get a show of hands of people who have read and enjoy reading my Chaos Awards articles... please?
---
Big Black Dan
*raises hand*
---
"Apocalyptic" Jared Johnson
But apart from the need to advertise Vanilla Fanta, I LOVE them ^^

From one message, i got two fans. If I'm doing it for those two guys then I can continue do it. Because no matter how much you guys say 'I suck' no matter how much you say i should change, no matter how much you say I should stop writing...
I will continue to write the way I do, every person has the right to criticises me, the same as I have the right to spit it back in your face and say "shut the (censored) up and stop telling me how to change!"

I'm The Nemesis, YOU are the reader.

Posted by The Nemesis on Thursday, October 15, 2009


Comment # 22

One word to all of the haters:
PWNed.

Posted by F-X on Friday, October 16, 2009


Comment # 23

*raises hand*
Wasn't in chat when Nemesis asked that, but i still love his articles... Vanillac coke FTW and don't mean for the win...
I don't like other articles and i don't think u saw a comment of mine in the articles Blaze signs... cause i don't like them... period... so if u don't like Nemesis, get a (censored) life and start making your own articles, you (censored) idiots...
Rest in Pieces

Posted by Phenom The Vampire Lord on Saturday, October 17, 2009


Comment # 24

Nem - AWESOME - Answers:

1- YESS!
2- YESSSSSSS!
3- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by Jeff Sydal on Saturday, October 17, 2009


Comment # 25

1. id vote for the TNA thing
2. i might vote for the top perfromer thing i dont know ill check
3. welcome to the jungle(im sorry im listening to music and it came up lol)
4 i think we should have a compharison scale to how good wwe is to how good TNa is for thw week and i just came up with this top 5 people you would put duct tape over this week/things id throw at you out of my pocket yes i just came up with that lol
5 i think we need MORE VANILLA COKE MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
6 WOOOOOOOOOOOOO we need that
LATE MAN
*tries to decide between mtn dew and vanilla coke...Coinflip...heads dew tails coke..........HEADS ... cracks open a mtn dew.....yum

Posted by Axel Steel on Sunday, October 18, 2009


Comment # 26

I feel the same way about Hell in a Cell... "for the love of god!"
It was so f***ing predictable that on my federation page I predicted the match winner a week ahead of time and GOT THEM ALL RIGHT.

They got rid of Unforgiven, No Mercy, and Cyber Sunday???

Armageddon normally had good cell matches or tag matches and Cyber Sunday was epic for its voting.

Now they come out with Hell in a Cell, Breaking Point, and try renaming a PPV Elimination Chamber? These are match are all match types not PPV's!

There PPV theme idea is f***ing rediculous. Breaking Point Submissions is iight but seriously...

Posted by Tkellionaire on Sunday, October 18, 2009


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